missapathetic

Hello, my fellow Hamsters.

While I do not at all mind being the object of your fantasies, I do not need to hear about them. I am not interested in "cybering" or meeting up to fuck- I'd rather not risk ending up an ornamental skin suit. I would absolutely rather gnaw off up to several limbs than cam with you. Please for the love of sweet baby Jesus do not message me if you're more into interrogating me about my sexual history and proclivities than actually holding a conversation.

Dick profile picture = NO ADD unless you prove yourself to be less uninspired than your avatar choice. You're going to have to say something ridiculously clever to overcome my reaction to being eye-raped.

ღ, missapathetic